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Magic is beyond blood: Just assume that World of Harry Potter meets Twilight!

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Harry: Cedric! Your alive… How?
Edward: Carlisle here changed me.
Carlisle: We are vegetarian Vampires.
Hermione: Vegetarian, how can a vampire be vegetarian.
Emmet: we drink only animals blood.
Lavender: You sick filthy people.
Jacob: I’m a werewolf.
Lupin: how can you be so…

I wanna marry the person who wrote this!!!!

That would be me! >.< 
Admin Siriusly.Loony.Hedwig from I’d rather have a lightning bolt scar, than a crescent shaped bite!

Just assume that World of Harry Potter meets Twilight!

Harry: Cedric! Your alive… How?
Edward: Carlisle here changed me.
Carlisle: We are vegetarian Vampires.
Hermione: Vegetarian, how can a vampire be vegetarian.
Emmet: we drink only animals blood.
Lavender: You sick filthy people.
Jacob: I’m a werewolf.
Lupin: how can you be so casual, doesn’t transformation change.
Jacob: well no, I can transform anytime.
Greyback: That’s impossible, no full moon?
Jacob: umm, no…
*transforms*
Sirius: your name is Jacob Black, and you turn into a dog. Very original.
Emmet: so you all are…
Dumbledores: Wizards…
Minerva: And Witches!
Aro: oh! Have any extra powers? I can see people’s thoughts.
Edward: I can read people’s minds. Well except for Bella.
Snape: you do not understand the fine distinctions. Only “muggles” talk about mind-reading. The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Thoughts are not etched on the inside-
Harry, Sirius, Dumbledore: Snape, we know!
Snape: obviou-sly.
Alice: well, I can see the future.
Sybil: made any predictions?
Alice: it depends on peoples thoughts, and decisions.
Sybil: I’m afraid you do not posses the subtle art of seeing the future.
Charlie: well I’m normal from these folks.
Charlie.W: do you work with dragons too?
Charlie: dragons? They exist too? *faints*
Hagrid: of course they do, along with Blast Ended Skrewts, and Three headed dogs and Hippogriffs…
Ron: not to forget basilisks!
Jasper: what’s a basilisk?
Voldemort: oh its just one of my pet snakes who can kill you by just looking at you.
Carlisle:
Esme:
Edward:
Renesmee:
Jacob:
Rosalie:
Emmet:
Alice:
Jasper:
Harry: oh no worries, I killed it when I was twelve!

 

 

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James Sirius HC

James always thought he had a funny name. Who had “serious” as their middle name? 
He hated it so much, that he always signed off as James Potter Jr. Never as James Sirius. 
He even complained about it to his dad, always screaming at him for giving him a funny name which gave other kids a chance to take a mickey out of him. 
But Harry always heard, and never said anything. Not even when James practically raised his voice at his father; something his mother punished him for. 
One week of grounding without muggle video games. 
That week Ginny came into his room with a piece of picture. It was the only photo of Harry and Sirius Black. 
She handed him the photo and said, ”Sirius Black was your fathers Godfather. And he gave up his life to save your fathers’. If you are alive today, raising your voice at anyone, its because of him, cause if it weren’t for Sirius Black, Harry Potter would have died. Now I want you to accept your name and apologize to your father.”
The next morning James asked him father for an apology and promised him that he would always love his name, and his namesake. Siriusly.
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